SEMANTICS

BY DOGE

This is the story of SEMANTICS.

this stuff really does matter!

For the 2^nd time, it matters!

Kinda like O₂ if you like breathing

Five syllables here
seven more syllables there
are you happy now??

I like my doge.

Doge no like Kate, I don't like Kate

THING DOGE LIKE

• Big bone
• Big ball
• Big sleep
• Big shoes
• shoes of joshe
• shoes of kate
• shoes I find on walks
• especially shoes of intruders of the house
• DOGE MASTER

what is this big bone and ball you speak of doge?

BIG BONE

tasty stick that makes doge happy

BIG BALL

tasty, squishy, flying roke that makes doge happy

what quote inspires doge

A dog will teach you unconditional love. If you can have that in your life things won't be too bad.

As Doge once said, I ROOOVE WOOOO!

DWA is taking over the block.

Who Let the Doges Out by Doge may be one of the greatest songs of all time

By definition a song is a sound like perks up doge's ears

If you must contact doge

Sometimes doge think doge is funnest bestest doge there really is.

For a limited time only you can walk the doge and only pay doge

$1000

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